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Yes Nelson, more powerful than a speeding locomotive , faster than a single
bullet, able to leap tall bushes at a single bound. Who disguised as a Little
Old English Sheepdog, fights a never ending battle for truth justice and the
American way.

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started my taxes today and was so uptite I quit. Winston said he'd be
happy to do them for nothing so I gave the pile of papers to the Taxman. He helped out a lot of the neighbors last year. I think the Tax troubles
they ran into might have been their own fault, I guess.

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Winston and Nelson call it the Show, it's the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show. Oh the hollering, the shoving, the swearing, yes my guys are really in to it. Nelson spilled Winston Scottish Beer on purpose and Winston shoved him across the room. I was the referee. When the Old English Sheepdog lost they went ballistic. Throwing furniture around, the tears fell and they were heartbroken for anot… Continue

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The guys and I also make Old English Pub Beer, White Lightning, Dynamite, Old English Cookies, Old English Dogie Cologne, Old English Bread, Old English Rolled Cigars, and Car Seats for puppies. Send in your orders at your convenience. Valentines is around the corner. I always seem to have a extremely hard time keeping the cookies in stock.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. Continue

A Sheepdog stretches about 6 feet and yawns and is more relaxed in the morning, but you need a keen eye to tell the difference later in the day. Continue

I was eavesdropping and I overheard Nelson and Winston in the middle of a discussion. They were going over a property map of our property and discussing how to put their marks on the trees and bushes without overlapping and wasted energy. More economical and less work. I left them alone, thankyou Yes it had a godfather effect.

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